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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

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pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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rainbow-llama:

what does this button do

oh

is this even tumblr

i think this is tumblr’s way of telling us to get a life

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swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

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gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

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